Great Quote....

"The pessimist complains about the wind; 

the optimist expects it to change; 

the realist adjusts the sails."

William Arthur Ward

Funny Quote....

"Time flies like an arrow;

fruit flies like a banana."

Groucho Marx

Some Wise Words....

"The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking."

Albert Einstein

Funny Quote!

"Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories."

John Wilmot

Great Quote!

"The cure for boredom is curiosity.

There is no cure for curiosity."

Ellen Parr

A Funny Quote!

"We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true."

Robert Wilensky

Great Quote!

"Even if you're on the right track, 

you'll get run over if you just sit there."

Will Rogers